Wednesday, October 29, 2003

President Stupid Kicks our Sailors in the Crotch

Remember Dubya landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln in his zoomy little S-3, wearing his cute little flightsuit, waving and giving the "thumbs up"? Remember all the happiness and back patting? Remember the whirring sound of Abe Lincoln spinning in Illinois? OK, I made that last one up. Lastly, remember the big "Mission Accomplished" sign? Well, now that it's obvious that Mission ain't Accomplished, President Stupid claims:

The "Mission Accomplished" sign, of course, was put up by the members of the USS Abraham Lincoln, saying that their mission was accomplished. I know it was attributed some how to some ingenious advance man from my staff -- they weren't that ingenious, by the way.

And if you believe this piece of Presidential buck-passing (Jesus! "Blame the troops." What next?!), I have some excellent swampfront property you may find highly interesting.


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