Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Putting it in Perspective

The Ohion puts things into perspective today as they publish the Iraq Terror Alert System.

The country's current threat level is elevated, or Code Yellow-Orange. Citizens living in towns with populations of 1,500 or more should prepare for the smoke of burning vehicles to obscure the sun and expect hostages to be tortured for several days before being killed. Should the terror risk level rise to Code Orange-Yellow, it is likely that hostages will be left alive only long enough to dig their own graves.

Sometimes you have to smile. Not smirk, George, smile.


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